You chase my tail and i'll chase yours....

You just wouldn't believe the deals at the local co-op..

I've fallen and I can't get up

Dog food? Never, i'm much too posh.....

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.....

RUN! A chihuahua is coming...........

I've seen some spiders before, but WOW!

Mum told me chocoholics always hide while they binge but what does she know?

I didn't roll in the fox poo, I slipped, honest........

I can't stop moulting, do you think I would suit a wig?

Where'd those darn cats go?

When I find them, why i'm gonna..........

OH NO, i'm stuck...

HELP! The cats are attacking from behind.....

Today the Giant Kong, tommorow the World..........hahahaha

What was that noise?

I'll sneak over for a better look.....

I must destroy the garden invader. I'll sneak up from behind...

Ah ha, I have you now.......

I was watching the washing machine and it went round and round and round

OH NO, more garden invaders......

I'll just shake it 'till its dead....

Ah ha, killed it. My head hurts though

Get your head out my mouth....

Is it a sled dog or a slipper dog?

I can't help it if one leg is shorter than the other, its a disability stop laughing....

I went to the vets and they took a bit of my good leg and added it onto the other, do you think it looks better?

I'm never going on another blind date.....

Now this guys more like it, I think i'm in love........

I think i'm in love too.......I believe I can fly...

Yes, these captions are very boring, sack the editor...

My mum always told me, you are what you eat...